VACANT THEMES.
metanoia
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Erotica Written By An 8 Year Old Boy Who Is Still Trying To Figure Out What Sex Is

hothotphone:

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Tom Brady was tired from all the football he had been playing. He was sweaty too. He had scored like 100 touchdowns.

Something you should know about Tom Brady is that he is the best at football. He is also the best at sex. He is the Tom Brady of sex. He definitely knows what it is and how to…

cockblocksquad:

no-itsbcky:

just because im antifeminist doesnt mean i dont believe in equal rights for women. 

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(via sp00kymulders)

papermagazine:

TBT: Jimmy Fallon representing NYC on our November, 2001 cover.
fuckyeahbehindthescenes:

In order to acquaint himself with his three lead actors, director Alfonso Cuarón had each of them write an essay about their characters, from a first-person point of view. Emma Watson wrote a 10-page essay. Daniel Radcliffe wrote a one-page summary, and Rupert Grint never even turned his in. (x)
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

neverrender:

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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OMG HEATHER LOOK AT THIS SHIT!!!